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 Wysłany: Czw 20:38, 06 Sty 2011 Temat postu: 80 couples O (∩ _ ∩) O ~ |
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And her husband went out one by one kiss the morning.
wife: a pro!
Husband: Style!
wife: and then the pro one!
Husband: Style!
wife: I would thing ......\\succeed.
three a day, my wife get up early, gave him 200 dollars on the table (his wife is the home minister of finance). go to work, reckoned he had got up to send a message to him: \her husband, the table is for you last night service charge. \Gan Minger to find a rich woman. \\\\\\\\\\\I can not afford the money masters are afraid? \\.
on washing her husband: you go to wash the dishes. Wife: All right. husband: how not move ah? Wife: I have a headache. Husband: lazy dead, you do not let you do the dishes headache . Wife: Really! of a headache I thought of washing dishes.
to take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me. Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing , the nerve to do? Wife: So, I arm you! you 100 kilos it, I get something better than what you get more weight.
wife on a walk: a walk to the piece of road we have been it. Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back. Wife: OK, you back I'm back.
wife about the clothes: the clothes look good? Husband: beautiful. Wife: You perfunctory me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home! wife: that clothes look good? Husband: does not look good. Wife: You could not bear to buy me!
on housework and her husband: Let the sub-division of housework it. Wife: All right. First of all, be a man and doing dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ... Husband: This is right. Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live stuff You do it too, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ... Husband: This ... ... OK! Wife: men outside, women inside. and outsiders dealing with live you do it, buy food, pay utilities, taking the newspaper milk ... ... Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? Wife: Do not worry ah. kitchen smoke so much, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid. Husband: You tell me you do it. Wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you,dre headphones, comfort you ... ...
wife about children: we want a child. Husband: OK. Wife: How do you like our children? Husband: Yes. Wife: No! you have a person like me! Husband: Well, well, we like you a person. Wife: That my child how can you not like ah! Husband: Let's ... ... or do not to have children.
the truth about his wife: Look, that girl more beautiful. Husband: What is it good-looking. Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping! Husband: pretty nice. Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me?
about to eat his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest it. Husband: I do not like plum. Wife: No, you love to eat! you are not eaten anything against me! husband: This fish is very good to eat, come. Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, Who eats! husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm better than you clean, how can you hold anything against me ?!
on her husband to get up: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said. Wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep. Husband: fast from it,beats by dre, to should not be late. Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep!! wife: Yeah! are the late! how do you call me!
husband on gender equality: equality between men say, we have to home is not equal equality? Wife: OK Yeah. Do not you men bully bullying woman several years. we have to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, real equality of it. Do not worry, and then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.
wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy? husband: do not see. you are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah? Wife: This is your ah well. I do not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss person, that your life more colorful Yeah,monster turbine headphones, you see, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it.
on leadership wife: I was not on the outside leadership have to be leaders in the home. you are out is to lead, must be led at home. Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it? wife: a man, Man on the outside face, back home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng , What kind of man!
on the unreasonable husband: You are not unreasonable. Wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you have to let my husband about the money: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated. Wife: All right. Husband: I'll give How many percent of your? wife: one hundred and twenty percent.
wife on the center: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center. Husband: then I have been in our family center. Wife: more than you can be my center of that center important. Husband: Why? Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.
wife on the idea: Let's go play. Husband: Well, you say where to go where. Wife: I have a mind, and you also! husband: I am out of ideas you never agree. Wife: I do not agree of what is called the idea of ah, and what is perfunctory! you have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.
wife on the phone: Why do not you call me?! Husband: falsely accuse! today is not that a good thing you give me a call. The results I waited a day, or I'll call you. Wife: I have said, may I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have changed my mind privileges. Husband: You did not change his mind and I say this? wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and I do not mind interlinked.
friends on a different surname Wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. Wife: No! Husband: Why Yes I know I not. Wife: I'm a boyfriend, you can not do people can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. you girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. Husband: I have acting by little. wife : a man, and woman as acting by a small, loss of nerve to say you!
wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage. Husband: I feel that work is not good. Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, taller than me because you big heart than I should!
wife about an affair : Now the old television speech affair, you say, you will have an extramarital affair it? Husband: no. Wife: Why? husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second! husband: this time I was really angry! wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be angry it! Husband: I do not want you to apologize, I just want to hear you say something you love me, but you would not say that! wife: I love My husband just as the sun rises in the east, humans naturally want to breathe the same air, you've seen called, who see the sun every day, wow, the sun rose Yeah! who every day breathe, cry, wow, I breathe the air strike! So, ah, I love my husband does not need to shout at you every day, wow, I to love you, yeah!
husband: my wife, I came back my wife: Yo, passenger Officer, you will come again, a fancy which our girls now? Husband: Do you fall ill and you? Wife: rest assured that our girl is absolutely on schedule! Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it! Wife: Well, do not bondage slaves entertainer husband: entertainer also OK! Wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try? |
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