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9 9 epiphany after reading jokes
personal hygiene reasons
1, the architect
a wife to call the architect, said that whenever a train passed, her bed would shake.
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2, lure
English gentleman and the French woman with a box by a woman to lure the British, who complained after she was strip lie down cold. Mr. own quilt to her, she kept saying cold.
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benevolent style of the man is a good man, understand the man is a good style man.
3, spoon
Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, waiter soon brought him up.
waiter just left, and Mike would yell out: \\
Manager respectful towards Mike nodded, and said: \br> Insight】 【
wrong to change, of course a good thing. But we often have get rid of the right, leaving the errors, the result is mistake.
4, wearing the wrong
dining room, the one exception humble people timidly touched another customer, that person is wearing a coat.
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\things. Straighten, often humble; and crooked manager who is fierce as a bull.
5, call back to London
a Scotsman, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: \Report 1
day, he received an urgent call back: \\
6, sad story
three people to New York vacation. They are in a 45th floor high-rise hotel booked a suite.
One night, the building elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.
They conferred and decided on foot back to the room, and convention * stream telling jokes, singing and storytelling in order to reduce the fatigue CASTLE.
told jokes, sang songs, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all felt exhausted.
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our painful insight, so humor; we humor, so happy.
7, a famous writer
sell books to bookstores to visit. Bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all put the book writer. Writer came to the bookstore, the heart is very happy, asked: \br> insight】 【
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8, to help
at the post office lobby,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a woman went to a middle-aged him, and politely said: \br> \
old lady said: \What to do for you? \
If you refuse to help, people will hate you for a week; if help was not perfect, might as well ... ...
9. Read the article, read this one
Zhang who was about to click the back to be caught **! 1 **: Ah you posted does not look back 10 years shut out again.
】 【Insight if you do not want Replies
do not click on the article,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or the consequences ...... I do not know. . . How to!
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