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s no all movie games, you know.
First, Gail and I went to the Golden Corral. Funny how the handicapped parking smudges there are always filled. I suspect it's because maximum folks go there and eat until they are handicapped. And Lord... is it LOUD in there? Nobody seems to know how to talk with one "inside" voice. And you got kids running nigh presenting perils for handicapped fatties like me. And pound-for-pound, I think I was one of the thinnest people there.
But hey, you give the human "always you tin eat" steak and ribs and pie and potatoes and corn and mac and cheese and banana pudding at a reasonable price? They's gonna GORGE,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
But I did see someone that, at the outset, horrified me.
I was shocked and revolted! Sure, times are tough and beef prices are through the dome, yet THAT'S no pretext to raid ORPHANAGES to STEAL BABIES and serve their succulent, juicy, mouth-watering, charbroiled RIBs to purchasers. I mean, they're only BABIES for God's sake!
And an ENDLESS SUPPLY of sweet, innocent, palatable tiny newborn ribs? Who is the demon who CAME UP with this motif? Was it OBAMA? Nancy Pelosi? Harry Reid? SURELY it have to have been SOME emphatic Democrat who has taken the pro-choice angle to its only plausible extreme and came up with the motif to rip their tiny rib cages from their breasts, sell them to Golden Corral where they can be broiled and slathered with sauce, and you can eat as many of them as your tolerate can hold, />
Then I dragged the card out to take a closer look. It says "Endless Baby Back Ribs." That's a kind of cow, I think. And God put the cow on the Earth for not additional reason than to make breast and be eaten at a decisive age of deliciousness.
I felt kinda silly for confusing the entire canteen with my ranting,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but honestly -- as loud as the place was -- I don't think anyone heard me.
Then it was family as some more Wii amusement. I already told you how I made my son recollect the years when I was stronger and tougher than he was along schooling him in the fine art of Wii Boxing and Wii Sword Play. Well, afterward namely evening I played a alone game of Sword Play which involved me (alternatively, in this case, "Mii") scampering through a course with umpteen dozens of OTHER "Mii's" trying to kill me with THEIR knives. I ultimately dominated, standing ashore a crowd of defeated corpses. I looked to my right, and my dedicated boundary collie, Raven, was giving me a see namely could only average 1 />
"You are my HERO,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!"
I approved her adulations for we sat down to see a double episode of "Cops" on Fox, at which time Raven got down on the ground, put a ball in her jaws, and died. (You can see the picture at the altitude of this post.)
After I convinced her that die dogs don't wag their tails and groan and snarl for attention, she got up and we all went outdoor so the girlies could go potty and then go to mattress.
Such was my Saturday.
How was yours?
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