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<td class=\They always in reality themselves, Shunshundangdang to get everything they need (such as: power and money.) Our hero of the story waterlogged roots, is such a brilliance Zhu Er - he is undoubtedly the darling of fate, with their sleek and smooth and slick, its capability in human relations; by their subservient, in the power of competition award increase; see his sycophant typical example: (the last in his office when the correspondent of a unit director), who every morning and go to the toilet when the director (he had mastered the laws of leadership Chugong, every time that He especially carefully, waiting for Shi Hou), he must be led to wipe the toilet paper, but also easily Shao Shang a newspaper on the toilet to see leadership in world affairs, smell the news. He so flatterers, let the office an officer could not understand, and mean to him a black heart, he opened his first to the leadership of a pack of toilet paper rigged - deliberately sprinkled some chili powder, leading the paper using this After the wipe we had a Huoshaohuoliao ,**** feeling, so he called him to him, and asked what he gave himself with toilet paper, let him place very uncomfortable. As usual, he said peace, and he is not sure how it was. Fortunately, more leaders did not intervene. For this purpose so that he no longer fear and trepidation. Write this, I remembered a rumor - is the Chairman Mao asked Premier Zhou Enlai, Deng Xiaoping, how can the story of a cat to eat chili. Here the reader may wish to talk about:
day, Chairman Mao, Premier Zhou Enlai and Deng Xiaoping in there about the work of Chairman Mao They suddenly asked a question - how to make a cat eat pepper? Deng Xiaoping first to answer: the cat's mouth stuffed peppers, forced to swallow the cat. Chairman Mao said: Do not do that, too arbitrary. Premier Zhou said: the pepper packets to a piece of meat, let the cat eat. Chairman Mao said: This is not OK, with deceptive. Zhou and Deng both unconvinced and asked: What kind you say? Chairman Mao said: the chili powder into, painted in the cat's ass, the cat will lick with his tongue, and to do so they can feel excited. When the officers Sunzhao succeed, he also feels he can do so excited.
- The practice of mischief, are not affect his career on the smooth, quick get a promotion because of his extra care of God, exceptionally favor, turn a blind eye,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and stains on the misdeeds of his moral blind even more than shield. He just twenty-eight-year-old, has been promoted to vice president of the company, and enjoy the treatment is now, the light annual salary each year hundreds of thousands. He spent most of the energy used in official personal gain, so he no interest in daily life, the only hobby is - and in some hole, Kulongyaner of particular interest, often head in the clouds - like the Monkey King as he can, about what changes insects, drilling to find out. Recently, he Cat on their door with a strong interest, often tread slippers standing there, two hands tied back, wearing a pink pajamas, bent a waist, like a big shrimp may , and narrowed with one eye, cat's eye will close the other eye, observing the movement corridor. He lives on the first floor, the whole unit of people out, all escape his sight. After a period of pry
, he saw a very irritated him the secret: to live on the fifth floor (09 rooms) that looks quite a bit pretty young woman (and some similar to his age), even with a good friend,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the cat's eyes when he looked at her and send her man, affectionate to each other had fallen the way, and my heart like a spilled bottle is not a weird taste. He is jealous of that man, who hate this woman - because (he unreservedly took a fancy to her, he is a secret and the basic human.) He has (repeatedly) and the she had struck up a conversation, but she told him This number (in a feminine shade of dough), seem to naturally dislike extremely, to be ignoring the answer, do not give him a good face sheets, graceful walk from his front, left to his pro-phase a (very vivid) cold shoulder - and did not look at the very leadership he is, like so many others, to catch a fawn on him. This makes his chicken intestines produce malicious - not to give her a little color and powerful look. He always used to resort to the beginning - a snitch: to her husband (to a concern for others, a good way) about how she gave him to wear a green hat; also deliberately tampered with a lot (emphasis his own eyes ): One day at your own sauna in the others when she met the man just came out from a private room, if not in time to avoid him, then will be very embarrassing. He also repeatedly asked the husband (as hypocritical the way): \categorically), said: \prelude to war. From listening to the floor, sometimes playing under the condemning, threw things around the sound, his face goes dark, it will pass in a trace of smirking. When his wife reminded him if he should go upstairs to see, persuade that the couple, he coldly said: \crazy - blind waves with others, as struck? \
relatives and friends again after the mediation, which the couple's children also failed to level off the war down, but the more fuel the Aegis destroyer, the end, only the cost of sacrificing the family, and taking each other's grievances and strife. That day, when he stood on the balcony, watching the woman carrying a large bag, packet away, he can not help but secretly pleased, apart from the schadenfreude, but also sort of did not share the woman's regret.
saying goes: Ning demolition of a temple, do not destroy a marriage. Vice President Wang others cross the vertical hypercritical when to pick his nose, did not reflect on his mistakes too, especially for his doing this thing, and often self-righteous, since that smart. What does not feel that they have done over the place.
he is still great interest in the Cat's Eye spy: Who's the girl out on the object; someone's son find a good wife; Whose asshole men buckle corridor Fortunately, tickle; Whose old woman In the corridor, spitting, blowing his nose, he by Yikongzhixian, to see clearly. One day, he is concentrating on the cat's eye when, suddenly there was a plug and from watching eyes, startled him - he immediately wondered: Could that be who see their own habit? Bird eye to be away, he was scavenging old man to see when, could not help but angry, running for the door, shouted abuse, will be that miserable old man accused of Gouxue nozzle,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], can not differentiate between the old man slightly to exaggeration said: \
cat eyes he found him brooding on the second secret is to always see some stranger walking upstairs with something. (Intuition told him that they were not door to door to go pro, but a gift.) Many times he followed them, see them in the end is to someone - make him particularly surprising is that these people are without exception into the fourth floor (08 rooms) in a unit when the supply and marketing chief of the king continued downtown home. One time he told people at the gift behind, just and open at the Wang Kechang called face to face, Wang Kechang dodge into the gifts to the people, the polite and warmly invited him into the Jiazuo Zuo,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], this play into the hands of his middle - he was going to go in and see it. Point the owner handed him the cigarette, he looked around and said: \After returning home, he silently wondered: This small Wangke Chang, official as of not much, home renovation can be very luxurious, compared to their home look shabby down there that home furnishings and supplies ,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is dazzling, expensive, and he a small section chief, even with wages, how can life be so generous? Is clearly on the corruption, or that he had so Zaneng scenery, moisture? It appears that when the government does not care how, but also because there is no real power. Like himself, though a division-level, vice president, can not much real power, in addition to an annual salary of that outside, and not much water to fishing - horse eat grass fertilizer night Yeah! It grew more and more gratifying to him, did not sleep well the whole night. He can not see others stronger than themselves, since, as the small Wangke Zhang thorn in the flesh, not to him one day removed to bundle their awkward, uncomfortable. So he racked his brains, after careful consideration, to smother another shot - the more letters expose letter sent to leaders of relevant departments of the hands.
Lenin said: Shortage statement said three times, will become the truth. Moreover, the letter said report is true yet. Originally, leadership, or to shield small Wangke Chang, but some of the threats of prosecution if the letter is reluctant, for self-preservation, but also had lost a pawn to save the car. Wang Kechang usual popular hot drink, be removed from office, dismissal, plummeted overnight. Driven to distraction in that day, he strongly deal, moving around, to find some room for easing. Wang led a few times when he was looking for - he admired a neighbor, I implore his relationship with his official said, speaking for himself, he totally did not expect the pious before the division-level leadership, let him like a lost dog is the culprit culprit. The call upon him when he was obsequious to see Vice President Wang bright red eye, not without concern and asked: \\Listen Wang Vice President outright, he knew he was in dealing with their own, but also no choice but to sigh - had nothing with the. Watching the Wang Kechang
sacked by his Tiaofan, Wang Shui-gen is more of a soft spot cat's eye, and he even carrying a tea cup, worked tirelessly to stay at that point the two of Sa hours. Bird's eye is swollen, so that his wife was furious, blaming what kind of bird she bought drugs, the point is not effective. Wife sitting on the couch watching TV, too lazy to care for him - another man who thought completely, and she has a discerning eye to the bureau took a fancy to a young man full of masculinity, are wondering how to get pregnant at him hold.
One evening, he accepted the invitation of a sycophant to a hotel to eat dinner at each other nonsensical, there are two of my colleagues drunk and not a word, blows. He good man to the middle to pretend Lycra, a poke in the bottle to others, in the role of invisible forces, even the dog poked his left eye swollen. Although the car rushed to Beijing to send overnight treatment, the eye can only be removed in the end ended in failure.
This time, God favored him again, look to him - to right the wrong way, with a bottle correct their erroneous views about the person. Also corrected himself as God - represented by the fair - should not have eccentric eye.
Today, aqua regia root (often not at home because his wife) have more time, after the spy in the cat bird, and he very patiently, like a sniper, as the clarity and precision in order to clear, he was waiting for the next plot against the target appears.
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